See you in a month or so!*
ETA: sadly, this is the only workable sentence I have. "Whenever she describes herself as a voracious reader, she envisions a Kelly-shaped dinosaur. She’s okay with that."
*Seriously, though, the deadline is tomorrow. I've known about this for weeks but kept putting it off because I utterly loathe writing bios, especially ones where I'm expected to be clever or funny. Not my in wheelhouse, that.