This afternoon I ran two miles and did a heap o'crunches. To my amazement, I weigh exactly what I did this morning! How can that be? Does the scale not realize I ran two miles? Does the scale not grasp the enormity of my renewed commitment to a clean, upstanding and healthy lifestyle?
::hrmpf:: I think I'll go eat a carrot-cupcake.
Ok, I won't. But I will go look at it longingly.