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19 August 2009 @ 08:28 pm
I just did the math. If I were, in fact, to eat my body weight in lobster, it would cost me around $2,430. This raises two conclusions: 1- lobster is expensive and 2 - I'm a bit if a load.
Scoutcretey on August 20th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC)
I just spent ten minutes trying to google the current(ish) market price of lobster to do my own calculation. without success. :(
Kelladyjoust on August 20th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
If I told you how much I paid, then you'd know just how huge I am at present.

Okay, it was $18/lb.
(no subject) - awomanthatsblue on August 20th, 2009 03:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
Kel: awesomesauce!ladyjoust on August 21st, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
lobster twin powers: activate!

On a side note, whenever I saw restaurants advertising twin lobsters, I desperately wanted to order just so I could ask for DNA evidence.
Scoutcretey on August 20th, 2009 03:23 am (UTC)
THANK YOU SO MUCH i was about to die of curiousity

and huge? are you kidding me? I did the calculation and you're far from huge.
Kel: Nine/Roseladyjoust on August 21st, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. I would be the same way.

Let's just say the current distribution of weight is not optimal. ;)

Blaidd Drwgfairyrune on August 20th, 2009 02:48 pm (UTC)
You are not huge. For realz. Promise!
Kel: energy beams and no pantsladyjoust on August 21st, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
You say that now, but wait until I stomp Godzilla-like all over Greenfield Commons.
Annephloxyloxy on August 20th, 2009 09:16 am (UTC)
Having just gone to the doctor today, I can't round down ignorantly and know EXACTLY how much I would cost if I were a lobster.

I think this is the first time you've made me feel bad about myself, lol.
Kel: sweet Donnaladyjoust on August 21st, 2009 09:33 pm (UTC)
I think this is the first time you've made me feel bad about myself, lol.

NO!!! There's no reason for that! You're adorable, and have way better curves than me. Mine are in all the wrong places. Like my knees. Who wants lush knees?

Edited at 2009-08-21 09:40 pm (UTC)
Fjordhopper: Doctor-smilefjordhopper on August 20th, 2009 09:33 am (UTC)
LOVE the icon!!
Kel: OMG!Ten/Fiveladyjoust on August 21st, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC)
It's stealable, not that silly-gorgeous you would have a need for it. :P

Love your icon, too!
Janet: huggoodnite_gracee on August 20th, 2009 11:02 am (UTC)
Sweetie, I have hugged you and you are FAR from huge!!! Enjoy Maine and enjoy the lobster - then take your kick boxing butt and leave us REAL couch potatoes in peace!! ;)

I adore your icon - EVEN knowing exactly what it is!!!
Kelladyjoust on August 21st, 2009 09:39 pm (UTC)
To be fair, I was mightily encased in a heavily boned bodice...

But I had a lovely time. Ate ridiculous amounts, drank excellent (as well as merely enjoyable) wine and beer. Back to the gym tomorrow! Should be interesting.

And I adore that icon. "I'm waving at fat!"
rrcurran13rrcurran13 on August 21st, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
Sis, you are far from a load - I can still throw you over my shoulder.
Kel: Ted Kord is just that awesomeladyjoust on August 21st, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
atchway the iconway! Now EVERYONE knows Gene Simmons is my brother.

And just for grins, next time I see you, should I challenge you to throw me over your shoulder? :P