1. I'd rather find an environmentally friendly way to attack the
2. There's a family of whistle pigs that live beneath the floorboards; I don't want to cause them any harm.
3. Even if 1 and 2 were of no real concern to me, I'd have to go into the tool shed to activate the Fog of Death.
Off to research. I'm hoping there's more out there than, "Cave Crickets and You: How to Peacefully Coexist; or Suck It Up, Sissy Girl."