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22 July 2009 @ 11:02 pm
 
We've got big old icky crickets in the basement. They're huge and horrible and make me cringe.

Today, Esme's brought me no less than five cricket limbs. I'm not sure what's happened to the remaining portion of the crickets. They may well be hobbling around, exchanging harrowing stories with one another: "Did you see that one-eyed cat?" "Dude! She took my leg!" "Mine, too. But that's not the worst of it. The entire time, she was," **dramatic pause**, "adorable."
 
 
 
Aifacat: Remy. On. Crack.aifacat on July 23rd, 2009 06:22 pm (UTC)
I suspect that Esme's been having some snack time. I used to have a cat that LOVED to eat crickets and beetles. I'd walk into the bathroom are hear him crunching his latest capture, lol...

I like crickets though - except when they're loud when I'm trying to sleep! Then they must be evicted or DIE.