Last night, naked Barney Stinson appeared in my dreams. He completely ambushed me in my bathroom, and then teased me, adorably, about how I averted my eyes and doing everything he could to trick me into looking. All the while he was sweet and charming flirting-with-Robin type Barney. And what did I do?
Even though in my dream I wasn't married, or in a relationship, I did NOTHING. With naked Barney Stinson/NPH. What is wrong with me?