Kel (ladyjoust) wrote,
Kel
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stolen from several of my friends

Putting an X next to those which are true:

ie--(x) I have never broken a bone.

That means that that statement is true.

(_) I have never been drunk
(X) I have never smoked pot
(_) I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) I have never kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I have never crashed a friend's car
(X) I have never been to Japan
(_) I have never ridden in a taxi
(_) I have never been in love
(_) I have never had sex
(X) I have never had sex in public
(_) I have never been dumped
(X) I have never shoplifted
(X) I have never been fired
(X) I have never cut myself on purpose
(X) I have never been in a fist fight
(X) I have never had a 3-some
(X) I have never snuck out of my parent's house
(_) I have never been tied up (sexually)
(X) I have never been caught masturbating
(_) I have never pissed on myself *we all went through potty training, no?*
(_) I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I have never been arrested
(X) I have never made out with a stranger
(X) I have never stolen anything from my job
(X) I have never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(_) I have never been on a blind date
(_) I have never lied to a friend
(X) I have never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I have never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(X) I have never been to Europe
(_) I have never skipped school
(_) I have never slept with a co-worker
(X) I have never been fisted and/or fisted anyone
(X) I have never thrown up in a bar
(X) I have never purposely set myself on fire
(_) I have never eaten sushi
(X) I have never been snowboarding
(_) I have never been happy with myself
(X) I have never met a movie star
(X) I have never had sex in a pool
(_) I have never gone to a prom
(X) I have never bungee jumped
(_) I have never been to a pop concert
(_) I have never dated someone for over a year
(X) I have never sold naked pictures of myself
(_) I have never been in a car accident
(_) I have never slept in the nude.
(X) I have never had a one night stand.
(_) I have never eaten cheesecake
(_) I have never had jury duty
(X) I have never attempted suicide
(_) I have never smoked a cigarette


Yup. Y'all know some interesting things about me now.
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