Anyway, she graduated from her nursing program but she still has to take her boards. Kerry being Kerry, she's convinced she's going to fail. I don't know where this is coming from. I mean, can you imagine me lacking in self-confidence? Wait. Don't answer that. Save all of that answering energy for Kerry: on Wednesday morning, at 8 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, send her a little 'good luck!' or 'for pity's sake, we all know you're going to ace this puppy so just start filling in those dots!' or 'kick ass, Lilac Stethoscope!'*'
Then, when she passes with flying colors - which she will, I'll be free to utter the most precious words that can ever pass from sister to sister:
"I told you so!"
*it's her superhero identity. don't tell the rogue's gallery of practitioners.