I was thinking of getting a Hogwarts patch (not the school in general; I have one of those) but I don't know which House to go with. I always thought I was a absolutely-without-question a Ravenclaw, but I've had several people tell me that I am most decidedly a Gryffindor.
Help, oh flist! Help me find my way! Here's your chance to be the Sorting Hat (and how often do you hear someone say that?)* Which House ought I to be in, and why?
*rhyme included free of charge