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28 February 2006 @ 08:13 pm
 
Let me preface this by saying that I know; I'm a Freak.


I dreamt I was about a month pregnant. Thing is, I couldn't fit into any of my clothes because I had the proportions of someone about six months along. Panicky, I went back to the doctor. She shook her head. "I don't know what to tell you. You're huge." She was kind enough to add, "It's too late to try to lose weight, now."

*facepalm*
 
 
 
Jobs, baby, Jobs!picoland on March 1st, 2006 01:14 pm (UTC)
heh.
be funnier if she had a scottish accent.

"Yourrrr Huuuuuuuuge lassie!"

Amanada (rhymes with Canada): daniel sleepingmandasarah on March 2nd, 2006 07:48 am (UTC)
I had a dream last night that I met an alien and I had to teach her how to fold towels.