Kel (ladyjoust) wrote,

Let me preface this by saying that I know; I'm a Freak.

I dreamt I was about a month pregnant. Thing is, I couldn't fit into any of my clothes because I had the proportions of someone about six months along. Panicky, I went back to the doctor. She shook her head. "I don't know what to tell you. You're huge." She was kind enough to add, "It's too late to try to lose weight, now."

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