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13 January 2006 @ 11:02 pm
gakked from literaticat  
'Cause it made me giggle. And it sounded a hell of a lot like something the witty and sassy fair_juliet would write!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ladyjoust!

  1. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for ladyjoust, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!

  2. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting ladyjoust.

  3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat ladyjoust'.

  4. When provoked, ladyjoust will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!

  5. Finding ladyjoust on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.

  6. The liquid inside ladyjoust can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!

  7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in ladyjoust.

  8. The first domain name ever registered was ladyjoust.com.

  9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as ladyjoust.

  10. Ladyjoust can last longer without water than a camel can!

I am interested in - do tell me about

Scoutcretey on January 14th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
Well. If the wrong person gets their hands on this list, we may hear a news story about the person who tried to use skunk juice as a substitute for blood plasma or something.