March 22nd, 2009

serious Oracle

(no subject)

Topsy-turvy home life completely made me forget something very, very important.

Last night, naked Barney Stinson appeared in my dreams. He completely ambushed me in my bathroom, and then teased me, adorably, about how I averted my eyes and doing everything he could to trick me into looking. All the while he was sweet and charming flirting-with-Robin type Barney. And what did I do?

NOTHING.

Even though in my dream I wasn't married, or in a relationship, I did NOTHING. With naked Barney Stinson/NPH. What is wrong with me?