Damn you, enormous pork roast! Despite your delicious smell (thanks to my tender ministrations with oil, herbs and clever fingers) you are taking far, far too long to cook! I no longer care that you were on sale! You are holding up dinner! There is a pan of asparagus, waiting to be roasted! An episode of SG-1 cued up in the DVD player that goes, for the nonce, unwatched!